(via ohmyglobmoments)
(via lovelyluna)
(via aflawintheplann)
But this is exactly the truth.
“In order for James Deen to play Christian Grey in the upcoming 50 shades movie, we’re pretty sure a few things would have to change. For starters, the BDSM sex scenes would include some actual BDSM, as well as lots of Mr. Deen’s trademark eye contact. There would be a lot less talking about feelings and incessantly repeating the word “more” like it’s secret code for “white picket fence, 2.5 children, a yellow lab and nothing but vanilla sex.”
But most importantly, all of the omelets would have to be replaced with breakfast burritos. We’re pretty sure that’s a non-negotiable. ”
(via taco--bella)
America: Do whatever the fuck you want because America
(via nonzeropossibility)
Goddamnit Paul.
I love my job
I am behind on my internets, but let me just say that the last couple episodes of New Girl were so great I was almost in tears of laughter.
And True American sounds like the best kind of Calvinball with alcohol.
A sloth for every occasion
